Ok, lets have some fun with this we deserve it!!

10 Dec 2013 08:53 #21 by TPP
WARNING:
If male do not awake the turtle, to pee outside, as the chill will cause your will(y) and berries to turn into a Vienna sausage, and grapes.
Tis not the end of this horrible tale, as if by change, you do flow, the wind will blow, and surely you'll have to break the flow.
MORALE:
Wear flannel Boxers, and NEVER pee into the wind.


PS. take meds, before posting.....

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10 Dec 2013 10:21 #22 by UNDER MODERATION
Replied by UNDER MODERATION on topic Ok, lets have some fun with this we deserve it!!
I just want you to know that threads like this are not going to get me to come back...So stop trying

FYI

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10 Dec 2013 10:41 - 10 Dec 2013 14:08 #23 by UNDER MODERATION
Replied by UNDER MODERATION on topic Ok, lets have some fun with this we deserve it!!
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the MMT house
Not a poster was stirring, not even a mouse.
The bait was layed by the campfire with care,
In hopes that Vice Lord soon would be there.

The Wing Nuts were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of VL Posts danced in their heads.
And Gramma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our bird brains for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should see,
But a Vice Lord Post, and a feeling of glee.

With a handsome driver, so lively and Nice,
I knew in a moment it must be The Vice.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called out the wing nuts by name!

"Now Viking! now, Walter! now, Blazer Bob and Hippie!
On, ! On, Rick! on, on Fred and Otis!
To the top of the page! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! And STFU all!"

To be continued

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10 Dec 2013 10:48 #24 by ScienceChic
Sorry to burst your bubble VL, but this thread wasn't started for you, it's for all of us to have some fun. :like: But I'm glad to see you're here contributing - nice addition!

"Now, more than ever, the illusions of division threaten our very existence. We all know the truth: more connects us than separates us. But in times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers. We must find a way to look after one another as if we were one single tribe.” -King T'Challa, Black Panther

The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it. ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. ~Winston Churchill

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10 Dec 2013 11:17 #25 by Mtn Gramma

Science Chic wrote: Sorry to burst your bubble VL, but this thread wasn't started for you, it's for all of us to have some fun. :like: But I'm glad to see you're here contributing - nice addition!


Hope you're only speaking for yourself.

vl can't stand the fact that no one gives an aviating rodent's posterior that he's been gone, so he has to do a drive-by hoping to stir something up. He should write an autobiography -- "The Way of the Loser".

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10 Dec 2013 11:25 #26 by homeagain
I have LONG thought that VL was a bot....and Waynes admission of the role VL adopted,just
confirmed my belief.....bot's have a basic purpose....bolster traffic and create bedlam.....JMO

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10 Dec 2013 11:39 #27 by ScienceChic
No, I've actually had the pleasure of talking to him on the phone. He's surprisingly very sweet and thoughtful when he's not trying to stir up trouble online just to get attention. I truly wish he'd get back to the fun, creative posts that he used to do, but it's his choice to post as he does. (And don't think I haven't noticed you slamming MMT elsewhere VL, but know that I have no problem with it. Everyone's welcome to voice their opinions, suggestions, advice, and requests to make this site better and more useful for users and even if it's not directed at us, it's still considered and taken under advisement. Unless it's so far off the mark that it's utterly ridiculous. tongue: )

And just to set the record straight, in case anyone's wondering it, I don't PM VL and ask him to post here and create traffic and activity, or stir up controversy to boost interest. We already have a vibrant and wonderful community of active members, and it's always a goal to have more involved, but organically and honestly. Though he's a pain in the arse at times, VL is still a welcome member here and his posts are appreciated, good, bad, or otherwise.

Now, back on topic cuz I'm loving the creativity! :)

"Now, more than ever, the illusions of division threaten our very existence. We all know the truth: more connects us than separates us. But in times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers. We must find a way to look after one another as if we were one single tribe.” -King T'Challa, Black Panther

The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it. ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. ~Winston Churchill

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10 Dec 2013 12:16 #28 by TPP
That didn't take long, for you to return, sissy girl, O banned, o VL, o red peters, o whatever....


BTW you don't believe so am offended that you used "Christmas", I'll be waiting for an apology, you hypocritical, atheist, lair......


PS Merry CHRIStmas.

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10 Dec 2013 12:35 #29 by Mtn Gramma

TPP wrote: That didn't take long, for you to return, sissy girl, O banned, o VL, o red peters, o whatever....


BTW you don't believe so am offended that you used "Christmas", I'll be waiting for an apology, you hypocritical, atheist, lair......


PS Merry CHRIStmas.


Good one, TPP. :rofllol Well played.

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10 Dec 2013 14:09 #30 by UNDER MODERATION
Replied by UNDER MODERATION on topic Ok, lets have some fun with this we deserve it!!

Mtn Gramma wrote: Good one, TPP. :rofllol Well played.


:angry: I just edited my poem to include you Gramma

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