Ok, lets have some fun with this we deserve it!!

Song melody-Grandma Got run over by a raindeer. (Warning it will be stuck in your head!) LOL

Big Dookie Got Run Over By A Mule deer
Walking home from the sports bar Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and SC, we believe

Big Dookie been drinkin' too much swill beer
And we'd begged him not to go
But he'd left his computer logged on to MMT
So he stumbled out the door into the snow

When they found Big Dookie Christmas mornin'
At the scene of the attack
There were hoof prints on his forehead
And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back

Big Dookie's Labtop got run over by a Mule deer
Stumbling home from the sports bookie on Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But Big Dookie won't be posting any more on MMT! lol :rofllol

We have ourselves a merry little website
SC’s got it right
From now on
We hope MMT troubles are out of sight

We have ourselves a merry little bunch here
We Hope that all will stay
From now on
We Hope that it will be that way

Faithful posters who are always here
as in olden days
Posting from far and near
Joined together once more

Through the years
We will all be together
If the courts allow
Hang a shining star upon SC’s brow
Let’s have a merry little Christmas now

Since i'm not a regular poster and don't read any of the threads here, do you think you people could keep me out of you Christmas poems?

Thanks

Sorry, we can't stop now, there is a contest going on with this, and REAL prize money. $100

http://mymountaintown.com/forums/the-campfire/30167

Besides you are still posting plenty, including a funny poem here on p. 3

I hope that others will help me finish my poem, we did get off track and tried to play with VL but now we will get back on track. Hope we can finish this off so we can focus on the contest!!!

She has a bright smile, and her post sometime stern,
Her respect that is not a given rather something you must earn.

Her causes are clear, her support is true,
And those who debate this well, I feel sorry for you.

With a click of her mouse and a twist on this thread,
With SC posting we have nothing to dread,

While we all hoped he would speak not a word, but no luck he would lurk,
After his last post, VL is a jerk,

SC has her finger on the pulse of the town,
And with this new website, we’ll never be down,

(Okay Happy, bring it home...)

SC sprang to our aid, since banning was an issue,
Pinecam is behind us now, so need for a tissue.

But I heard her exclaim, ere she logged off the site,
Merry Christmas to all and Happy posting tonight.

Thanks Sharon Cheers!!!!!!

Sung to "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"...

Shovlin' snow, and it's freezing
Nose is red, and I'm wheezing
No power tonight,
I've got no sight
Living in a winter wonderland

Can't call out, no cell phone service
Can't log in, gettin' nervous
My toes are all numb,
Frost bite on my thumbs
Living in a winter wonderland

{chorus}
Maybe I can go and get my iPad
Then pretend I'm on My-moun-tain-town?
But I forgot to charge it, I feel So Bad!
So I'll just drink until the moon goes down

Morning now, pipes are broken
Power's back, well pump is smokin'
No plumber's around,
I'm off to town
Shopping for my winter wonderland

{chorus}
In the city I might find a doctor
Then pretend that he can save my toes
But that's because I ain't got insurance
Hope Obamacare will cure my woes

Back home now, the sun is shining
Flooded house, though I'm smiling
I took my happy pills,
Feelin' no ills
Sleepin' in a winter wonderland.

Living in a winter wonderland
Dreamin' in a winter wonderland

Good one Pine!
HappyCamper had a good one on p.5 too.

When are we going to vote and get the prize?