Taco Bell president tells Canada it will get breakfast 'when you take Justin Bieber back'
Yesterday, in celebration of the launch of Taco Bell’s breakfast menu, the company’s president, Brian Niccol, took to Reddit's popular AMA ("Ask Me Anything") section to answer questions about the biggest addition in the chain’s history.
“I am Brian Niccol, President of Taco Bell,” he wrote under the username RealTacoBell. “Today is the biggest launch in Taco Bell history as we bring breakfast to America. AMA!”
To clear any doubts, Niccol posted a picture of himself as proof of his identity.
The chain’s president then proceeded to answer questions ranging from, “Is there some type of dream food you would want to add to the menu, but haven't had a chance to yet?” to “Is there a tomb for the Chihuahua where I can pay my respects?”
But his best response came in regards to a question regarding the Canadian release date of the Taco Bell breakfast menu.
“Only to America? When is this coming to Canada?” wrote one user.
“When you take Justin Bieber back,” Niccol responded.
I'm not sure I could stomach Taco Bell that early in the morning but I might swing through a drive through and pick up a couple of things just to show my agreement with Mr. Niccol's statement.
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus
According to a friend of mine (who's originally from there), Canada is starting a petition to not let him back - they don't want him either.
"Now, more than ever, the illusions of division threaten our very existence. We all know the truth: more connects us than separates us. But in times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers. We must find a way to look after one another as if we were one single tribe.” -King T'Challa, Black Panther
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it. ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. ~Winston Churchill
LOL wrote: Have not been to Taco Bell in decades, that stuff looks like 50/50 cardboard and ground something. LOL
Road kill is good, cheap and nutritious.
Wasn't there a lawsuit not too long ago challenging Taco Bell about their "seasoned ground beef?" I'm sure that Taco Bell doesn't use more soy flour and fat than the Scottish restaurant.
Either way, not my first choice for breakfast or any other meal.
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus