Shakespearean Insulter

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[Thou art] a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

Taken from: All's Well That Ends Well

Give it a try for yourself: http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html

:rofllol

How now, wool-sack, what mutter you?

Hey OTIS!

Thou crusty botch of nature!

Thou beslubbering milk-livered clack-dish!

I scorn you, scurvy companion. What, you poor, base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen mate! Away, you moldy rogue, away!

:rofllol

Sixty two insults in two minutes and forty four seconds set to music:

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Very direct and cutting but still G rated... There are four letter words but none we'd like use in modern times; what's a scut?

I'm thinking of "rememberizing" (as my young nephew used to say) a few of these phrases and trying them out in appropriate situations among family and friends just to see if they hear all of the words and comprehend them, more likely I'll get a "...what?".

:rofllol