I just heard some dogs barking. Maybe it's because of the Voles. I wish everyone would drive slower on the washboards and dusty roads. Slow down SOBs! Where is the pine pollen? I think I smell smoke?
I think I saw a mountain lion! Someone should call the authorities! Is it ok to feed the deer? Hummingbirds?
The bears are getting into my garbage! Watch out for the Moose!
There are too many loose dogs running around. Ridickulus.
When is the county going to fix these roads?
There is no where to park at the Loaf n jug. 18 wheelers are going off the road at Shaffers crossing. People don't know how to drive in the snow. Flatlander sobs!
BWHAHAHAA just kidding.
Have a nice day wherever you are!
If you want to be, press one. If you want not to be, press 2
Republicans are red, democrats are blue, neither of them, gives a flip about you.
It's 1400 local, I just got off a plane from a long ways away and all I want is a pint of chocolate milk and a couple of grape jelly doughnuts... Stop and find the goods or just drive on and do without? Get to the Hotel room and call it a day!
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus
otisptoadwater wrote: It's 1400 local, I just got off a plane from a long ways away and all I want is a pint of chocolate milk and a couple of grape jelly doughnuts... Stop and find the goods or just drive on and do without? Get to the Hotel room and call it a day!
I usually go with a couple beers and a steak dinner if its on the company! LOL
I hate travel, and looks like I'm going back to Seattle soon. Ughh
If you want to be, press one. If you want not to be, press 2
Republicans are red, democrats are blue, neither of them, gives a flip about you.
