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BaconLover created the topic: I like bacon. 09 Jul 2014 14:01 #1

I Like Bacon.

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Wicked replied the topic: I like bacon. 09 Jul 2014 14:14 #2

I Like Bacon too


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Blazer Bob replied the topic: I like bacon. 09 Jul 2014 15:31 #3

Bacon is for pigs.

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gmule replied the topic: I like bacon. 09 Jul 2014 15:50 #4

Bacon is meat candy

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BaconLover replied the topic: I like bacon. 09 Jul 2014 15:56 #5

Bacon is functional.

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HEARTLESS replied the topic: I like bacon. 09 Jul 2014 16:48 #6

I'm not sure those ladies are chefs, but I want some. :)

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otisptoadwater replied the topic: I like bacon. 09 Jul 2014 17:06 #7

As I continue to go through life I have made some discoveries and learned many lessons, prominent among them are these:

If you're frying bacon, it's a good idea to wear pants.

I would be hard pressed to name any food that can't be made to taste better by the addition of bacon and/or bacon grease.

With the possible exception of jerky, bacon is the only meat that is supposed to be crunchy.

Bacon is a lot like sex, even the worst you ever had was still really good.


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BaconLover replied the topic: I like bacon. 09 Jul 2014 17:17 #8
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Wicked replied the topic: I like bacon. 09 Jul 2014 18:07 #9

I'd hardly call this "functional"...aesthetically appealing maybe; functional, far from it. Unless you consider it enabling a certain "function" on a man as "functional." <wink>

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otisptoadwater replied the topic: I like bacon. 15 Jul 2014 00:27 #10

These guys like bacon a lot!



I might be able to make something like this on a much smaller scale but even I have a limit...

[sarcasm]Plus their Canadian, ya'gotta watch them Canadians. Their a shifty bunch that will ply their trade with delicious bacon, back bacon, and decent beers. Worse, they tend to be really polite, unless one of their hockey teams makes it into the playoffs and loses.[/sarcasm]


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