I like bacon.

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I Like Bacon too

Bacon is for pigs.

Bacon is meat candy

Bacon is functional.

I'm not sure those ladies are chefs, but I want some.

As I continue to go through life I have made some discoveries and learned many lessons, prominent among them are these:

If you're frying bacon, it's a good idea to wear pants.

I would be hard pressed to name any food that can't be made to taste better by the addition of bacon and/or bacon grease.

With the possible exception of jerky, bacon is the only meat that is supposed to be crunchy.

Bacon is a lot like sex, even the worst you ever had was still really good.

I'd hardly call this "functional"...aesthetically appealing maybe; functional, far from it. Unless you consider it enabling a certain "function" on a man as "functional." <wink>

ExtremeModerate wrote: Bacon is functional.

These guys like bacon a lot!



I might be able to make something like this on a much smaller scale but even I have a limit...

[sarcasm]Plus their Canadian, ya'gotta watch them Canadians. Their a shifty bunch that will ply their trade with delicious bacon, back bacon, and decent beers. Worse, they tend to be really polite, unless one of their hockey teams makes it into the playoffs and loses.[/sarcasm]