As I continue to go through life I have made some discoveries and learned many lessons, prominent among them are these:
If you're frying bacon, it's a good idea to wear pants.
I would be hard pressed to name any food that can't be made to taste better by the addition of bacon and/or bacon grease.
With the possible exception of jerky, bacon is the only meat that is supposed to be crunchy.
Bacon is a lot like sex, even the worst you ever had was still really good.
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus
I'd hardly call this "functional"...aesthetically appealing maybe; functional, far from it. Unless you consider it enabling a certain "function" on a man as "functional." <wink>
ExtremeModerate wrote: Bacon is functional.
We'll hold this line until Hell freezes over --Then we'll hold it on ice skates.-Anonymous picket sign
Couldn’t, wouldn’t, mustn’t, shouldn’t – these are the laments of the spineless. –Bette Davis
Feminist. We Just Call Out Bulls**t Where We See It.
I might be able to make something like this on a much smaller scale but even I have a limit...
[sarcasm]Plus their Canadian, ya'gotta watch them Canadians. Their a shifty bunch that will ply their trade with delicious bacon, back bacon, and decent beers. Worse, they tend to be really polite, unless one of their hockey teams makes it into the playoffs and loses.[/sarcasm]
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus