Having a Bad Day?

otisptoadwater
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Mountain Legend

19 Jul 2014 22:47 #1 by otisptoadwater

Having a Bad Day? was created by otisptoadwater

Or has it just begun?

I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford

Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus

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Blazer Bob
Mountain Legend

19 Jul 2014 23:14 - 24 Aug 2014 21:21 #2 by Blazer Bob

Replied by Blazer Bob on topic Having a Bad Day?

That reminds me.

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold; the bird froze up and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

The morals of this story are:

Not everyone who drops sh** on you is your enemy.
Not everyone who gets you out of sh** is your friend.
And when you're warm and happy in deep sh**, keep your mouth shut!

Last edit: 24 Aug 2014 21:21 by MyMountainTown. Reason: Starring out a word not intended for this forum based on its rating

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