And she forced me to take her to a ballet performance...
Had I known that ballet was so much fun I wouldn't have avoided it for so many years! They could make the venue more fun though, would it kill anyone if there were some vendors roaming the theater selling beer, hotdogs, and peanuts?! Sure they'd need to be quiet but I would have really appreciated a tasty snack and some barley sodas...
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus