If the advertising can be believed there actually is demand on the open market for this "culinary delight" and I suppose that's good news for the people who will eat it. What to do when it's not on offer? Settle for the standard menu items? Of course not, make your own! All you have to do is follow these simple instructions:
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus