I think ugly sweater day is coming up soon (yes Virginia, it's a real thing). So on the odd chance you find yourself in an environment where there's too much noise to verbally communicate or if you are addressing a person who is deaf or hearing impaired here's a helpful tip:
Let's hope for your sake the person receiving your comment takes it in stride!
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus