Found a cardboard box on my front doorstep this afternoon, the fella driving the big brown truck must have dropped it off. Opened it up (wasn't marked "don't open until Christmas") and found four cans of the full assortment of the product described below inside...
Come on now, everyone knows why there's always a box of strike anywhere matches in the bathroom...
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus