Blonde Struggling In Marketing 101

A young blonde woman was having trouble getting through the homework her Marketing 101 professor had assigned for the week so she hung around after class to ask the professor for some help in understanding the types of marketing and how to easily identify them. After class she approached the professor and said "I like totally don't get what these questions mean, it's like so totally confusing. Can you like help me understand the questions so I can like do the homework?" The professor acknowledged her question and being a smart fellow who was quick on his feet offered the following analogies feeling that his student would be able to easily relate to each one:

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep

Your friend can't satisfy him, so he calls you.
That's Tech Support

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Spam