Once you've finished addressing the Haggis in honor of Rabbie Burns, and had your fill of the meal and all of its accouterments, don't forget there's a work by Rabbie that's less well known but required if you're going to celebrate his birthday right!
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus