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Local cherry orchard only hires anti-vaccers, production increases by 340%
19 Oct 2017 08:29 - 19 Oct 2017 08:30 #1
by ScienceChic
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Local cherry orchard only hires anti-vaccers, production increases by 340%
By SP Team on October 12, 2016
"Now, more than ever, the illusions of division threaten our very existence. We all know the truth: more connects us than separates us. But in times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers. We must find a way to look after one another as if we were one single tribe.” -King T'Challa, Black Panther
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it. ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. ~Winston Churchill
Local cherry orchard only hires anti-vaccers, production increases by 340% was created by ScienceChic
Clever and funny.Local cherry orchard only hires anti-vaccers, production increases by 340%
By SP Team on October 12, 2016
CRANBROOK, BC – A British Columbia cherry orchard has been using the unusual method of employing only people who are against vaccines, and production has never been better.
“It all started when we had this one guy, Kevin, on our picking team who we all knew was against vaccines and science,” said owner Bryan Hooker. “He was also our best cherry picker by far. So, as Kevin had pointed out to everyone several times, correlation is the same thing as causation and so I immediately fired everyone else and hired a bunch of Kevin’s anti-vaccine friends.”
According to Hooker, production at the cherry orchard has skyrocket with an yield increase of 340%.
"Now, more than ever, the illusions of division threaten our very existence. We all know the truth: more connects us than separates us. But in times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers. We must find a way to look after one another as if we were one single tribe.” -King T'Challa, Black Panther
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it. ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. ~Winston Churchill
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