Moses was the first computer programmer. He invented "Control Sea" and had two tablets. But scholars point out that Eve was first actual computer user because she had an Apple in one hand and a Wang in the other.
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to lovely a female patron.
He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating."
"What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too".
She clinked glasses with him and asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"I'm a chicken farmer," he replied. "For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."
"What a coincidence, the woman said. "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!
How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked.
"I switched cocks," he replied.
"What a coincidence!" she said.
A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says, "I hope the porn is disabled." The guy at the desk replies, "It's just regular porn, you sicko."
