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02 Nov 2010 06:57 #1
by Nmysys
Old Sailor and the Working Girl
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for
the docks once more, for old times sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age,
but needing some reassurance, he asks, "How am I doing?"
The prostitute replies, "Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots."
"Three knots?" he asks. "What's that supposed to mean?"
She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in,
and your knot getting your money back."
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02 Nov 2010 09:00 #2
by Sunshine Girl
rofllol :rofl rofllol :rofl rofllol
" I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure. " Mae West
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