Men, do you cry after sex?

08 Nov 2010 19:48 #11 by pinedust
Replied by pinedust on topic Men, do you cry after sex?
What should you do if you notice your wife smoking after sex?
Slow down and use a lubricant.

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08 Nov 2010 19:50 #12 by jf1acai
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rofllol :lol:

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again - Jeanne Pincha-Tulley

Comprehensive is Latin for there is lots of bad stuff in it - Trey Gowdy

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08 Nov 2010 20:03 #13 by Wayne Harrison
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~Woody Allen

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08 Nov 2010 20:29 #14 by CinnamonGirl
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I don't think men have enough time to cry they fall asleep too fast.

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08 Nov 2010 20:39 #15 by The Viking

CinnamonGirl wrote: I don't think men have enough time to cry they fall asleep too fast.


Are you sure we haven't met?

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08 Nov 2010 20:45 #16 by CinnamonGirl
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Very funny.......If this was in the ring......

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08 Nov 2010 20:52 #17 by Wayne Harrison
I had a friend who said he talked to his girlfriend during sex... but only if he could find a phone.

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08 Nov 2010 20:59 #18 by Nobody that matters
Remember the Meatloaf song?

Girl:
I gotta know right now!
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further
Do you love me?
And will you love me forever?

Boy:
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you my answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it!!!

Girl:
Will you love me forever?

Boy:
Let me sleep on it!!!

Girl:
Will you love me forever!!!

III. Praying for the End of Time

Boy:
I couldn't take it any longer
Lord I was crazed
And when the feeling came upon me
Like a tidal wave
I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave
That I would love you to the end of time
I swore that I would love you to the end of time!

So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I'm praying for the end of time
It's all that I can do
Praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you!!!

Boy:
It was long ago and it was far away
and it was so much better than it is today

Girl:
It never felt so good
It never felt so right
And we were glowing like
A metal on the edge of a knife

"Whatever you are, be a good one." ~ Abraham Lincoln

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08 Nov 2010 21:03 #19 by The Viking

Pineguy wrote: I had a friend who said he talked to his girlfriend during sex... but only if he could find a phone.


rofllol I may use that one on FB too!!

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