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28 Dec 2010 16:03 #1
by mtntrekker
bumper sticker - honk if you will pay my mortgage
"The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money." attributed to Margaret Thatcher
"A wise and frugal government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned - this is the sum of good government." Thomas Jefferson
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The Colorado State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Denver. For the first offense, they give you 2 Denver Bronco tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Denver Broncos
Q. How do you keep a Denver Bronco out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. What do you call a Denver Bronco with a Super Bowl ring?
A. Old
Q. What's the difference between the Denver Broncos and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. How many Denver Broncos does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody remembers.
Q. What do the Broncos and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Denver Broncos
Q. How do you keep a Denver Bronco out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. What do you call a Denver Bronco with a Super Bowl ring?
A. Old
Q. What's the difference between the Denver Broncos and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. How many Denver Broncos does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody remembers.
Q. What do the Broncos and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
bumper sticker - honk if you will pay my mortgage
"The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money." attributed to Margaret Thatcher
"A wise and frugal government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned - this is the sum of good government." Thomas Jefferson
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28 Dec 2010 16:46 #2
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Heck. They finally won a game. Doesn't that earn them a break?
No, I guess not!!
No, I guess not!!
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29 Dec 2010 08:42 #3
by mtntrekker
bumper sticker - honk if you will pay my mortgage
"The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money." attributed to Margaret Thatcher
"A wise and frugal government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned - this is the sum of good government." Thomas Jefferson
Replied by mtntrekker on topic The Denver Broncos
lol i thought i might hear something about their most recent win. but to answer your question - no. lol
bumper sticker - honk if you will pay my mortgage
"The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money." attributed to Margaret Thatcher
"A wise and frugal government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned - this is the sum of good government." Thomas Jefferson
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31 Dec 2010 16:28 #4
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"Now, more than ever, the illusions of division threaten our very existence. We all know the truth: more connects us than separates us. But in times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers. We must find a way to look after one another as if we were one single tribe.” -King T'Challa, Black Panther
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it. ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. ~Winston Churchill
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This is our Bengal one, mostly the same, but a few added (the questions concerning Super Bowls is especially depressing)!
The Ohio Highway Patrol are cracking down on speeders heading towards and into the city of Cincinnati.
For the first offense, they give you two Cincinnati Bengals tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Cincinnati Bengals
Q. What do the Cincinnati Bengals and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 55,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'
Q. How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengal out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.
Q. What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengal and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. How many Cincinnati Bengals does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do the Bengals and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
The Ohio Highway Patrol are cracking down on speeders heading towards and into the city of Cincinnati.
For the first offense, they give you two Cincinnati Bengals tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Cincinnati Bengals
Q. What do the Cincinnati Bengals and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 55,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'
Q. How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengal out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.
Q. What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengal and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. How many Cincinnati Bengals does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do the Bengals and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
"Now, more than ever, the illusions of division threaten our very existence. We all know the truth: more connects us than separates us. But in times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers. We must find a way to look after one another as if we were one single tribe.” -King T'Challa, Black Panther
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it. ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. ~Winston Churchill
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