The year ahead

31 Dec 2010 23:13 #1 by Blazer Bob
The year ahead was created by Blazer Bob
The year ahead
Likely and not so likely news of 2011

By THE WASHINGTON TIMES


Shock nuptials: Harry Reid, Scott Brown to wed

Death panel unplugs Grandma

First lady admits Twinkie/Hawaiian Punch diet

Bin Laden found working as TSA screener,
Napolitano says his skills 'useful for the job'

President: balanced budget proposal "irresponsible"

Media Matters declares fatwah on 'right-wing' NYT

Redskins announce new stadium in D.C.

Haiti offers aid after U.S. bond collapse

China forecloses on United States,
Vacate order to take effect in 2 weeks

Mayor Emanuel to Cubs: Win pennant or else

Pelosi reads Obamacare bill:
'Shocking what's in there'

Steele quits RNC, doesn't blame racism

Toyota plagued by record recalls,
Ford overtakes GM as No. 1 automaker

WikiLeaks releases Clinton White House 976 calls

Gay barracks wins interior design award

Sugar banned as drug, DEA doubles staff

Matt Drudge wins Pulitzer

Sen. Murkowski resigns,
Bristol appointed to fill vacant seat

Limbaugh announces presidential bid

Weather average everywhere, climate change blamed

Gore shifts focus, denounces flat Earth

IRS worker dies in 1099 avalanche

Congress repeals lightbulb ban, EPA refuses to comply

Democrats look to future, rebrand as 'Whigs'

Judge rules Constitution unconstitutional"

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/201 ... ear-ahead/

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02 Jan 2011 16:08 #2 by Crazy Heart
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This is pretty funny.

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04 Jan 2011 16:00 #3 by Nmysys
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Neptune:

Funny list of predictions. Funnier that it is from the Washington Times, funnier even yet, that you read it!!!

Happy New Year, my friend!!

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04 Jan 2011 16:32 #4 by Grady
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Let’s add some Local and Colorado “predictions”
Broncos are 16 and 0 going into the final 2 weeks of the season.

Businesses are flocking to Colorado under Hickenlooper’s latest tax cut plan.

The Conifer Park and Rec committee finally gives up pushing a Rec district?

Park County Republicans all agree on the issues of the day.

Jared Polis admits he’s straight, he was only pretending to be gay to get votes in Boulder.

Colorado has a shortage of Spanish speaking day laborers.

Construction ends on 285.

RMNP opens it’s first ever elk archery season.

Science Chick gets her Tesla

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06 Jan 2011 09:26 #5 by ScienceChic
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Science Chick gets her Tesla

:sadKeenex: Unless RT comes through for me on the Roadster!, this won't happen 'til 2013 at the earliest. :( The Model S doesn't come out until next year and I haven't even plunked down the $5K down payment to reserve one yet (I need instant gratification on my environmentally conscious, material possessions - I can't see spending that much and having to wait, when I could spend $5K and improve the insulation on my house or replace my crappy air conditioner or windows or get a tankless water heater).

Bengals fans revolt and stop buying tickets, finally forcing Mike Brown to hire a GM who knows what the he!! they're doing, who brings in quality players, lacking the defeatist attitudes prevalent now, and the team wins their first Super Bowl!

Rush Limbaugh apologizes for deceiving the American public, cries on Jon Stewart's shoulder on The Daily Show.

Democrats grow a spine and reject corporate buy-offs, start legislating for the good of the People.

The Green Party takes over at every level of government, supported by a huge mass movement of the people to end corruption, clean up the environment, and change U.S. foreign policy to be based on intelligence.

A universal flu vaccine forever ends the threat of a flu pandemic.

The Viking and Residenttroll accept that global warming is the most serious problem facing us today and become actively involved in raising awareness and implementing solutions.
:biggrin:

"Now, more than ever, the illusions of division threaten our very existence. We all know the truth: more connects us than separates us. But in times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers. We must find a way to look after one another as if we were one single tribe.” -King T'Challa, Black Panther

The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it. ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. ~Winston Churchill

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