How to find out if your computer is a boy or girl....

To find out the gender of your computer follow the instructions below:
Open your notepad
Type or copy paste: CreateObject(“SAPI.SpVoice”).Speak”I love you” (if you copy+paste the code, replace quotes by actual quotes on your keyboard)
Save as computer_sex.vbs
Run the file.
If you hear a male voice, you have a boy if woman’s, it’s a girl.

Mine is a female voice.

I also changed the words. I changed it to how are you and that worked.

I am having a blast with this and talking to my son with my computer. LOL You put just about anything in there and save as a vbs file.

Under the start menu, Settings, Control Panel, Speech there's a dropdown box. If you have additional voices installed, POOF instant sex change!

Okay, now that was funny.