Upper Burland man locked himself in his garage this afternoon with a batch of fermented beer.
Nieghbors were concerned when his wife, only known as "Lil Precious" said he was distraught
over a football game that he supposedly "lost our house over".
She said that the other team must have scored more runs or something to send him over the edge.
At last report she was going shopping for some other kinda beer to see if they could coax him out. rofllol
Martin Ent Inc wrote: Burland CO
Man barricades self in garage.
Upper Burland man locked himself in his garage this afternoon with a batch of fermented beer.
Nieghbors were concerned when his wife, only known as "Lil Precious" said he was distraught
over a football game that he supposedly "lost our house over".
She said that the other team must have scored more runs or something to send him over the edge.
At last report she was going shopping for some other kinda beer to see if they could coax him out. rofllol
rofllol :rofl rofllol
Just heard over the scanner that he keeps repeating the officials cheated! And he is demanding to talk to them and that they have to deliver the beer!
Update, 18:47 hours
Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrain of Park Co reports that Hwy 285 is shut down between Crow hill and County rd 43. An unknown upper burland resident has been seen wandering the highway in a Chicago Bears Jersey, throwing footballs at passing cars, screaming Cheeseheads go home!. Park county commish "Boss Hog" has advised all residents to stay home, lock all doors, put another log on the fire, and watch the Steelers and Jets game.
If you want to be, press one. If you want not to be, press 2
Republicans are red, democrats are blue, neither of them, gives a flip about you.
Joe wrote: Update, 18:47 hours
Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrain of Park Co reports that Hwy 285 is shut down between Crow hill and County rd 43. An unknown upper burland resident has been seen wandering the highway in a Chicago Bears Jersey, throwing footballs at passing cars, screaming Cheeseheads go home!. Park county commish "Boss Hog" has advised all residents to stay home, lock all doors, put another log on the fire, and watch the Steelers and Jets game.
Joe wrote: Update, 18:47 hours
Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrain of Park Co reports that Hwy 285 is shut down between Crow hill and County rd 43. An unknown upper burland resident has been seen wandering the highway in a Chicago Bears Jersey, throwing footballs at passing cars, screaming Cheeseheads go home!. Park county commish "Boss Hog" has advised all residents to stay home, lock all doors, put another log on the fire, and watch the Steelers and Jets game.
