$50.00 Cup of Coffee?

18 Dec 2012 22:26 #1 by otisptoadwater
What is the magic ingredient? Gold? Platinum? Nope, elephant poop:

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I like my coffee black, hot, and thick enough to float a horse shoe on top (with the horse attached). Thanks but, I'll skip the elephant poop.

I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford

Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus

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18 Dec 2012 22:42 #2 by Blazer Bob
Replied by Blazer Bob on topic $50.00 Cup of Coffee?
I'll drink it if you pay for it.

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18 Dec 2012 22:53 #3 by otisptoadwater
Bob, I love you like a brother even though we have never met. I'd be happy to buy you several cups of coffee but, my Mother, God rest her soul, would never allow me to spend $50.00 on a single cup of coffee.

Besides, what's the difference between fishing coffee beans out of elephant poop or eating the peanuts out of some guys sh*t? NASTY!

I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford

Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus

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