I'm guessing anyone who parked their posterior in that chair would receive a few marks that they would carry forward for the rest of their life. While I'm not a fan of cats I have several in my outer buildings to take care of the mice and voles and etc. Cats are good at keeping down the varmints but the Wundermutt still sees them as a fast moving snack (and so far he hasn't caught one).
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus