I bet the 14 year old male's ego is smarting just a little. If that is the sum total of the damage he got off easy! BZ to the rescue crews that responded and saved a young man from physical harm!
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus