That was good. VL was that you? Voted best of CL!!!
Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse? I am, and I can make you prepared. I have a crapload of weapons consisting of handguns, assault rifles, sniper rifles and large knives. I also have stocked up 6,000 or so rounds of ammunition. This was not cheap and I probably have $10,000 invested in this. Many people can't afford to be as ready as me so I am starting a new service for the general public. For just $2 a month/ person I will guarantee your safety when the zombies attack. That's less than 7 cents per day! At the first sign of an outbreak I will drive to your house in the Denver metro area and bring you back to my hideout safely. From there I will keep you safe until the threat is over. Why spend 10k when you can just spend $2/ month. I am also currently running a new member special. For $5/ month I will do everything included in the first package plus upon you arrival at the hideout I will loan you one of my many firearms for the duration of the outbreak! Let me provide peace of mind for you and your loved ones. Thank you.
