I hope you are all as excited as I am about the new EPA fuel economy label. I wonder how many meetings and committees it took to come up with the final design.
This may be good enough for the "Onion"
Today, I'm excited to join Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Lisa Jackson in introducing new fuel economy labels that will empower car buyers with better information about what they will spend or save on fuel costs when looking to purchase a new vehicle.
...Perhaps the most terrific thing about these labels is that--despite their sophistication--they are easy to understand. We're talking about a new generation of labels for a new generation of cars.
Ray LaHood Secretary of Transportation
Exciting new label:
Boring old label:
If you want to be, press one. If you want not to be, press 2
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