So back on topic. I'm betting all my vast wealth on your pick, all or nothing. What is the trade Mr. Billy-Ray Valentine? Has to be in tomorrow before close. Money never sleeps Gordon Gekko!
If you want to be, press one. If you want not to be, press 2
Republicans are red, democrats are blue, neither of them, gives a flip about you.
My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing HIS money. He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest. Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more. Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims.
Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?
Signed,
Lost in DC
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Dear Lost:
Stop whining, Michelle. You get to live in the White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for everything for you. You can divorce the jerk any time you want.
The rest of us are stuck with the SOB for two more years!
Signed,
Abby
I've heard this one has been around the block a few times, but somehow it seems very fitting at the moment. rofllol rofllol rofllol
Heres the VL plan- Its a clean debt ceiling bill, we let the Bush Tax cuts expire (thats 4 trillionover 10 years), cut the defense budget, get out those 2 "wars" and everything will be just fine.
