The Economy is so bad,,,

19 Aug 2011 08:25 #1 by Martin Ent Inc
THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT: I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is ...now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street". I am having more sex than ever with my wife because we can't afford batteries. And finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

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19 Aug 2011 08:30 - 19 Aug 2011 08:32 #2 by LOL
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LOL, good one.

The economy is so bad, the president had to trade in Air Force One, and travel around the country in Greyhound-One! :)

If you want to be, press one. If you want not to be, press 2

Republicans are red, democrats are blue, neither of them, gives a flip about you.

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19 Aug 2011 08:31 #3 by chickaree
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rofllol

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19 Aug 2011 08:32 #4 by Rockdoc
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lol

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