GOP Candidate In A Coma More Appealing Than Rest

GOP Race Heats Up As Candidate In Coma More Appealing Than Rest of Field

Voters seem to be responding to former congressman, John Clarkson's record of avoiding Washington infighting, political scandal, and embarrassing gaffes by being in a coma for the last eight years. The comatose candidate has pulled ahead of Romney in polls to be the current frontrunner in the GOP presidential race.

http://www.theonion.com/video/gop-race- ... eal,26406/

(The video report is really funny)

I would vote for him, I know he won't vote for increased taxes.

Or sign an expensive and flawed health care reform bill that had to be passed before anyone got to find out what was in it.