Retailers this holiday season are preparing to protect themselves against a new group of unwanted visitors: swarms of teenagers and young adults who plot via Twitter, phone texts and Facebook to descend on stores and steal merchandise.
I don't know what would be so vexing about the problem - it's nothing a couple 30 round clips couldn't handle. OK, maybe 3 clips max. Might even get by with the standard 10 rounds or so in any good autoloader. After the first shot or two in the ceiling I'm betting the cowards would scatter like the human cockroaches they are.
