Solyndra, the bankrupt solar company that received a $535 million loan guarantee from the Obama administration, is set to sell off some of its remaining assets at auction in a little over a week. If you happen to be in the market for a “12-inch Variable Speed Drill with Laser” or a “2 Ton Folding Hydraulic Shop Crane,” you’re in luck. If, on the other hand, you are simply an American taxpayer hoping for some kind of return on the administration’s ill-advised “investment” in Solyndra, prepare to be disappointed.