So what’s the latest scourge threatening America’s future by way of destroying our youths? Vodka-soaked tampons!
Yes, as Warming Glow has noted, a television station in Arizona actually reported that kids are soaking tampons in vodka and then inserting the tampons into their vaginas and butts to get their buzz on at school. What they don’t explain is if they later pull out the tampons to suck the booze out (EW!!!) or if it just gets soaked up by their naughty bits? Does it work equally as well with whiskey or bourbon? Inquiring minds want to know!
Anyway, this crossed Stephen Colbert’s radar and, well, funny happened last night. Enjoy.
