1.. Money cannot buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a Mazzeratti than on a bicycle.
2.. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.
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3.. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5.. Reforming an Obama supporter is like trying to pick up a turd by it's clean end
9. Don't argue with an idiot, the casual observer may not be able to tell who the idiot is.
10. Unhappy and wondering who put you in your current situation? Check the mirror, it's likely the fellow staring back at you.
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus
Joe wrote: 11. Don't sweat the small stuff, things you have no control over, and just have fun!
Said another way, don't sweat the petty stuff but be sure to pet the sweaty stuff... I believe that we have George Carlin to thank for that one.
12. If you think you are important go to someone else's house and try bossing their dog around.
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus
14. If it has wheels or a skirt on it it's going to give you trouble as time goes by.
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus
15. If you think you can or you can't you're right; decide what you are going to do and then do it.
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus
