Watch Your Mailbox!

10 May 2012 09:50 #1 by Martin Ent Inc
Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2012 Stimulus Package.

It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my a$$, 2 discount coupons to KFC, an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker, and a "Blame it on Bush" poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish.

Please Log in or Create an account to join the conversation.

10 May 2012 09:55 #2 by Rick
Replied by Rick on topic Watch Your Mailbox!

Martin Ent Inc wrote: Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2012 Stimulus Package.

It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my a$$, 2 discount coupons to KFC, an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker, and a "Blame it on Bush" poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish.

rofllol :lol: :thumbsup:

The left is angry because they are now being judged by the content of their character and not by the color of their skin.

Please Log in or Create an account to join the conversation.

10 May 2012 10:12 #3 by ScienceChic
Replied by ScienceChic on topic Watch Your Mailbox!
They totally messed up...the directions should've been in Mandarin.

And where's the fake birth certificate?

lol

"Now, more than ever, the illusions of division threaten our very existence. We all know the truth: more connects us than separates us. But in times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers. We must find a way to look after one another as if we were one single tribe.” -King T'Challa, Black Panther

The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it. ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. ~Winston Churchill

Please Log in or Create an account to join the conversation.

Time to create page: 0.131 seconds
Powered by Kunena Forum
sponsors
© My Mountain Town (new)
Google+