Carnac the Magnificent!

Anybody want to play my game and insert the question (in two places) to Carnac's answer as seen below (well I've got mine)? lol

And now the great seer, soothsayer, sage and former financial adviser to the Greek government, Carnac the Magnificent!

I hold in my hand the envelopes. As a child of four can plainly see, these envelopes have been hermetically sealed. They've been kept in a #2 mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall's porch since noon today. No one knows the contents of these envelopes, but you, in your borderline divine and mystical way, will ascertain the answers having never before seen the questions.

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And the answer is... WALKER!

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And the question is... [question here]



[same question inserted here again (possibly reworded for the joke)] HEY YO!!

What gave Obama heartburn last night?

And now the great seer, soothsayer, sage and former financial adviser to the Greek government, Carnac the Magnificent!

I hold in my hand the envelopes. As a child of four can plainly see, these envelopes have been hermetically sealed. They've been kept in a #2 mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall's porch since noon today. No one knows the contents of these envelopes, but you, in your borderline divine and mystical way, will ascertain the answers having never before seen the questions.

http://www.corbisimages.com/images/Corbis-U2004220A.jpg?size=67&uid=e525af98-35fe-479c-9bce-a59fc32396e2

And the answer is... WALKER!

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And the question is... What does LJ's nurse at the looney bin do with her whenever she's upset she's wrong so much?



Walk her. HEY YO!!



Hey, just kidding.

Liberals can play to if they wish. For instance... If Adolf Hitler had reincarnated, which present day politition would he be?


Or I was also thinking of this... Who does Gov. Jerry Brown wish he could be, but will never admit it?

What do you call guy that can only be killed by a headshot?

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