"The Democratic Party today announced that it is changing its symbol from the Donkey to a Condom because it more accurately reflects the Party's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!"
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus
Congratulations, you must have gotten an A in joke origin research.
Raees wrote:
otisptoadwater wrote: You must lead a very sheltered life if you don't recognize a Jeff Foxworthy joke when you read one. Anyhow, what was the original topic of this thread? Oh that's right, The Democratic convention being cut short.
The joke was around long before Jeff Foxworthy repeated it and then you reused it. I recognized it immediately.
Still, you impressed Arlen with it, even if it was 20 years old. Apparently it doesn't take much to get him to worship at your feet.
Raees wrote: Yep. It was even in a M*A*S*H episode after having appeared in print a century before.
Blazer Bob wrote: Congratulations, you must have gotten an A in joke origin research.
As a Tea Party member, I'm sure you're are used to dealing with less informed people.
I just enjoy jokes and remember most of the ones I hear or read. I thought it was funny the Republicans are recycling a joke that the Democrats used on them so many years before.