Other Todd Akin Uterus Facts...

Other Things Missouri Representative Todd Akin Believes To Be True About The Uterus, Besides Its Ability To "Shut Down" A Legitimate Rape

• You can substitute up to three tablespoons' worth of a uterus for any recipe that calls for baking soda.

• If trapped outside of a female body and unable to find food, a uterus is capable of living off of its own tissue for up to 80 days.

• Like the mythical tent of Peri-Banou, a uterus can contract to fit within the palm of a human hand or expand to cover an entire jousting field.

• A woman born with two or no uteruses is left exposed to the elements in the nearest forest. Should she attempt to return home she will be hunted by the elders of her village.

• A uterus is capable of holding up to twelve ounces of venom but cannot experience the human feeling of regret.

• No uterus can bear the touch of salt, or the smell of the sea.

http://www.theawl.com/2012/08/todd-akin-uterus-facts

There are many more, but didn't want to run afoul of "fair use"... rofllol

http://obamadiary.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/117228_600.jpg?w=600&h=392

So if Akin is being condemned for bad science does that make all candidates Dem or GOP who think the world is only 6000 years old unworthy too? Or people like Al Gore who exaggerated how quickly the Earth would warm.