See, the rocket that flew the astronauts to the Moon was the world’s biggest penis, and represented the human race’s lust to rape everything in sight. The Moon had been tantalizing man’s infernal lust forever, hanging just out of reach, now showing just a sliver of her shining white backside, and then turning around and flashing the whole glorious… moon. Over and over, driving mankind crazy, until they finally erected this giant steel schlong and screwed the Moon. And then they stuck an American flag on it. Yee-haw!
Mankind. Not the women or the gays or the gentle brown people or the asian good people or the native spiritual people with their spirit catchers. The OLD WHITE MEN !!! They want to rape and kill everyone in their path. They want the moon for their diabolical designs to rape it of it’s resources and then use them to kill our children and starve the poor and get RICH!!!!.
rofllol Ohmigod I think that was the funniest post I've read in a month! Thanks TLGT! :thumbsup:
Those dirty old white men, they just can't resist a good ole' virgin hanging out there beckoning to them... :thumbsup:
"Now, more than ever, the illusions of division threaten our very existence. We all know the truth: more connects us than separates us. But in times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers. We must find a way to look after one another as if we were one single tribe.” -King T'Challa, Black Panther
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it. ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. ~Winston Churchill
