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Santa Claus quits smoking in new Twas the Night Before Christmas



The way Vancouver publisher and anti-smoking advocate Pamela McColl sees it, Santa Claus should be thanking her.

In a recent edition of what some consider the world’s most famous poem — Twas the Night BeforeChristmas — she’s helped him quit his tobacco habit, leaving out the verse (and predictable illustration) that depict the jolly old elf sucking on his pipe.

Do we really have to change history? Why can't we just explain to our kids the dangers of smoking and explan this was written before they knew how bad smoking is for us. I do not believe in censorship.

I guess I can live with it because we are talking kids here but still.

Next thing you know, Santa will have a hybrid sleigh, can't have the man enslaving wildlife.

Reindeer,,,MMmmmm Good.

Santa is still a white guy so he's still a racist.

He is also an anti-semite.

I don't think Muslim children get any toys.

Baby's first bomb kit?

Oh ok and their first AK, goat, American flag burning kit, yeah I see.

But Santa doesn't bring them Achmed Kringle I think does.