■Party with Secret Service one last time .
■Pack up White House silverware.
■Cut prices for Presidential Pardons.
■Fire up paper shredders.
■Delete teleprompter porno.
■Flip off Hillary Clinton.
■Get medical marijuana card.
■Ask Chris Matthews for a date.
■Throw Eric Holder under the bus.
■ rofllol Throw Joe Biden under the short bus. rofllol
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Romney's 2013 New Year's Resolutions:
■Prepare Secret Service pink slips .
■Replace missing White House silverware.
■Track and freeze pardon payments.
■Shred piles of Hope n' Change posters.
■Donate teleprompters to the Salvation Army.
■Flip off Hillary Clinton.
■Rescind medical marijuana cards.
■Send Chris Matthews a condolence letter.
■Take Eric Holder into custody.
■Remove hair plug coverage from ObamaCare.
The left is angry because they are now being judged by the content of their character and not by the color of their skin.
Will there be a 2013? I thought the Mayans, Algore, and many others have predicted the end of the world on multiple occasions, so far all of those predictions have come true... Oh wait...
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus
