I hope you know I'm just yanking your chain; I played football for many years and I understand the fast twitch muscle doctrine. I'm probably mostly dark meat but I'm not gonna let the Zombies find out with out a fight!
In the meanwhile I recommend that you and yours invest in the correct equipment to deep fry a turkey. Trust me, it's worth the danger and the mess if you do it right. You can thank me later!
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus
