Deadbeat Dad Ordered to Stop Procreating

Wish this was more widespread than it is. At least the article didn't say anything about welfare and whatnot, so at least we can give a 50% chance that he's NOT receiving any government benefits.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/wis ... ban-647901

BTW: Notice the source, this is mostly humorous...I hope.............

Also in the "weird news" section of Huff Po: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/0 ... 45157.html

Quote: A Wisconsin father of nine might be on the operating table for a vasectomy right now -- if one circuit court judge had his way.

Hahahaha. Anyway, $90K in back child support is pretty hefty eh?

A couple in Alabama went to the dr to get a vasectomy after their 9th child.
When asked why did they wait til now?

Reply was they read an article that said 1 out of 10 children born in the US were mexican, and niether wanted to learn the language.

Martin Ent Inc wrote: A couple in Alabama went to the dr to get a vasectomy after their 9th child.
When asked why did they wait til now?

Reply was they read an article that said 1 out of 10 children born in the US were mexican, and niether wanted to learn the language.

Off topic:
lol , thanks for the laugh before I head to work.

Vasectomy surgery is prohibitively for most large families, here's a less expensive alternative:

After their 9th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his wife couldn't afford to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can
up to your ear and count to 10.'

The good ol' Alabama boy said to the doctor, 'I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.'

'Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.

He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
'1'
'2'
'3'
'4'
'5'

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in parts of Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas, Michigan, Florida, Mississippi, Georgia, Missouri, West Virginia, Texas, and ALL of Washington, D.C.

Is this constitutional if he is Catholic? If he is a Catholic, would this not be the same as sentencing him to a life without sex and would that be legal?

What would be funny to do is knock him out give him a vasectomy but don't tell him. Shooting blanks and he doesn't know it.

FredHayek wrote: What would be funny to do is knock him out give him a vasectomy but don't tell him. Shooting blanks and he doesn't know it.

It's an idea but the problem is that, according to Chris Rock, "...men lie the most but women tell the biggest lies." Guys will lie about stopping off at the bar on the way home, having taken care of some chore, and other minor stuff on a routine basis. Women? "...it's your baby!"

I've grinned more than I have for a looooong time.