Why not get a jump on celebrating his birthday? It'll be a national holiday soon enough.
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus
She ordered herself some gulag blueprints so she can build the re-education camps for us evil Republicans.
"A Day In The Life Of Bear Denisovich."
"The sun broke over frigid South Park as Lady Jazzer Camp sent out its inmates to chop down the remaining pines in the hills to build the Obamavilles at DIA."
Thomas Sowell: There are no solutions, just trade-offs.