100 Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican

23 Feb 2013 23:44 #1 by MsMAM
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/01/14/100-things-you-can-say-to-irritate-a-republican/

The first 15....

Conservatives are so easy to anger these days. Even the most insignificant statement can set off their tempers. If you want to enrage a conservative, I suggest saying the following:

1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.
2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free.
3. Joseph McCarthy was an un-American, witch hunting sissy.
4. Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee were traitors.
5. The South lost the Civil War, get over it.
6. The Founding Fathers were liberals.
7. Fascism is a right-wing trait.
8. Sarah Palin is an idiot.
9. The Earth is round.
10. Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.
11. Reagan legalized abortion as Governor of California.
12. Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency.
13. Ronald Reagan supported gun control.
14. Global warming is real.
15. Republicans hate illegal immigrants, unless they need their lawns mowed or their houses cleaned.


And one for my dear friend Blazer Bob :lol: (I love ya, Bob)


27. Tea parties are for little girls.

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23 Feb 2013 23:52 #2 by Blazer Bob

MsMAM wrote: [
And one for my dear friend Blazer Bob :lol: (I love ya, Bob)


27. Tea parties are for little girls.



That's why I go, DUH.

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23 Feb 2013 23:56 #3 by ScienceChic
I'm all for #48! :thumbsup: :biggrin: Wouldn't even put up a fight! lol

"Now, more than ever, the illusions of division threaten our very existence. We all know the truth: more connects us than separates us. But in times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers. We must find a way to look after one another as if we were one single tribe.” -King T'Challa, Black Panther

The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it. ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. ~Winston Churchill

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24 Feb 2013 00:29 #4 by MsMAM

Blazer Bob wrote:

MsMAM wrote: [
And one for my dear friend Blazer Bob :lol: (I love ya, Bob)


27. Tea parties are for little girls.



That's why I go, DUH.


Ha :like:

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24 Feb 2013 06:11 #5 by FredHayek
Nixon was a Dem in GOP clothes. He implemented price controls. Would a true Republican let the Feds set prices?

Thomas Sowell: There are no solutions, just trade-offs.

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24 Feb 2013 10:05 #6 by FOS
One good turn deserves another.

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24 Feb 2013 10:16 #7 by ScienceChic
LOL! I would never stoop to drinking Pabst, and eating veggies is murder too, but I'm definitely dumb enough to believe global warming, even without the PhD. :thumbsup: :biggrin:

"Now, more than ever, the illusions of division threaten our very existence. We all know the truth: more connects us than separates us. But in times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers. We must find a way to look after one another as if we were one single tribe.” -King T'Challa, Black Panther

The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it. ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. ~Winston Churchill

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24 Feb 2013 10:22 #8 by archer
Really....you only have to say one thing to irritate a conservative..."hello", they seem to be in a constant state of irritation lately. IMHO, of course.

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24 Feb 2013 11:06 #9 by FOS

archer wrote: Really....you only have to say one thing to irritate a conservative..."hello", they seem to be in a constant state of irritation lately. IMHO, of course.


Bummer archer. I have a lot of great conversations with SC, MsMam and others. No problems at all.
I had to laugh at the "crack of noon" comment on the video.
All in fun guys.

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24 Feb 2013 11:22 #10 by FredHayek
101: Obama was actually re-elected. :snowman5:

Thomas Sowell: There are no solutions, just trade-offs.

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