The New Jersey Motor Vehicle Commission does not accept the Flying Spaghetti Monster as a deity worthy of a religious-apparel photo wavier.
When resident Aaron Williams, 24, arrived at a MVC facility this month to have his driver’s license photo taken, workers refused to snap the picture. Why? “The issue was when Williams went to take his picture for license was wearing a pasta strainer on his head [sic],” according to a police report.
Head coverings are forbidden in license photos, unless the wearer qualifies for a religious exemption. No problem, Williams said — the colander was in fact a piece of apparel mandated by his professed religion, the timeless faith of Pastafarianism.
“The strainer is a showing of my devoutness to the religion,” Williams told a local news source.
Pastafarians worship a being called the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and preach a “rejection of dogma” with “no strict rules and regulations . . . no rote rituals and prayers and other nonsense.” The religion was founded in 2005 in response to a plan by the Kansas School Board to teach intelligent design in school science classes.
I should be able to claim my next purchase of elbow-macaroni as a "religious paraphernalia" expense... And deduct all my visits to the Macaroni Grill as "tithing" and "contributions".
I should be able to claim my next purchase of elbow-macaroni as a "religious paraphernalia" expense... And deduct all my visits to the Macaroni Grill as "tithing" and "contributions".
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus
Christians vs. specific sects (Baptists, Catholics, Lutherans, etc...); Pasta vs. specific varieties of pasta? What would the various sauces symbolize? Make mine fettuccine with a combination beef/lamb ragu!
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus
otisptoadwater wrote: Christians vs. specific sects (Baptists, Catholics, Lutherans, etc...); Pasta vs. specific varieties of pasta? What would the various sauces symbolize? Make mine fettuccine with a combination beef/lamb ragu!
If you prefer spaghetti over angel hair pasta, I can't associate with you and if you don't make your own you are lazy and contemptible! (I really just wanted to use the word contemptible!) Linguine, manicotti, and lasagne folk may be weird, but different can be good. Home-made chunky tomato spaghetti sauce or lemon butter garlic sauce only allowed on the pasta. Vegetarians and carnivores alike welcome, bring good wine and win a friend for life!
Would rice noodle people be atheists?? I like rice noodles..
"Now, more than ever, the illusions of division threaten our very existence. We all know the truth: more connects us than separates us. But in times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers. We must find a way to look after one another as if we were one single tribe.” -King T'Challa, Black Panther
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it. ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. ~Winston Churchill