Pastafarians Face Religious Discrimination in New Jersey

Heretics! All of you. Rigatoni with sausage and marinara is the only true way to enlightenment. With buttered garlic bread and Chianti.

This thread is making me very hungry...

Science Chic wrote: If you prefer spaghetti over angel hair pasta, I can't associate with you and if you don't make your own you are lazy and contemptible! (I really just wanted to use the word contemptible!) Linguine, manicotti, and lasagne folk may be weird, but different can be good. Home-made chunky tomato spaghetti sauce or lemon butter garlic sauce only allowed on the pasta. Vegetarians and carnivores alike welcome, bring good wine and win a friend for life!

Would rice noodle people be atheists?? I like rice noodles..

So would now be a good time to acknowledge that pasta was not invented in Italy? Imagine the controversy around Marco Polo and his fantastic journey to the Far East, returning to Mediterranean Europe with the gift of pasta and other wonders. Or would it work the other way 'round? Marco Polo conducted a hostile raid into the Far East, stealing the dearest secrets of the Far Eastern empires.

Would those who choose Udon, Soba, and Ramen over Western European forms of pasta be more enlightened and in touch with the origins of their religion/world/universe? Are Chopsticks instruments introduced to man kind by the Flying Spaghetti Monster and is his name a medieval European manipulation of his original name?

The questions are flooding into my mind and I need answers!

Well, Christianity originally came from the Middle East and now is a minority there meanwhile overseas it is quite popular in the New World so there is a tradition of making new homes. Like England, where curry shops seem to be much more popular than actual English food.

Whole wheat noodles, everything else is Pastafarian lite. Just like episcopalians are catholic lite.

For only $20 you can obtain your very own official ordination certificate.

Then you can park in clergy parking.

Grady wrote: For only $20 you can obtain your very own official ordination certificate.

Then you can park in clergy parking.

SwEEEEeeeet. lol

Universal Life Church will ordain you for free... They would include all types of pasta and sauces and even those who run out of spaghetti and make a meatball, marinara, mozzarella sandwich instead.

"Do only that which is right".