White House Accidentally Orders Drone Strike on Fox News HQ

01 Apr 2013 10:24 #1 by Wicked
Sorry, this was too hilarious-I have to! :rofllol :rofllol :like: :woo hoo:

Glenn Beck better duck! lol (just kidding guys, it's a joke)
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White House Accidentally Orders Drone Strike on Fox News Headquarters

The White House is in crisis mode after accidentally ordering a targeted drone strike on the Fox News Headquarters in New York City. On Thursday, at approximately 2:37 AM, members of the Joint Chiefs alerted President Obama that the Drone Strike System or DSS had activated and that several fully armed drones had been sent to deal with an “immediate threat to national security”.

Surprisingly, the strike was not the fault of a programming error. “Fox hit over 90% of the key threat characteristics created by the Department of Defense.” Some of the threat characteristics picked up by the system included direct threats to the President of the United States, supporting hate groups, perpetuating racism and spreading untruthful propaganda to facilitate public disharmony. Concluded Boulean, “Once Fox hit 9,000 of the 10,000 threat characteristics, the system engaged.


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01 Apr 2013 10:33 #2 by LadyJazzer
Cue the outrage in Teabagistan..... :lol:

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01 Apr 2013 10:55 #3 by ScienceChic
If I were president, this would be why I order the strike:

I would like to clarify that contrary to speculation, one of the threat characteristics was not the canceling of Joss Whedon’s brilliant TV show Firefly in 2002.”

:wink: :jk2:

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01 Apr 2013 12:21 #4 by FredHayek
Browncoat's Unite!

Obama and LJ leading the Alliance scum...celebrating Unification Day and wearing blue rubber exam gloves. :sarcasm:

Thomas Sowell: There are no solutions, just trade-offs.

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01 Apr 2013 13:20 #5 by ScienceChic
I sent hubby a list of gift ideas for Mother's Day after doing a search for Firefly merchandise :wink:

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The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it. ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. ~Winston Churchill

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01 Apr 2013 13:31 #6 by FredHayek
Anyone else dislike Star Trek's Federation after watching Firefly?

Now I prefer the free traders like Cyrano Jones and Harvey Mudd.

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01 Apr 2013 19:38 #7 by ScienceChic
Nope, they are hands-off and let planets govern themselves, unlike the Alliance.

"Now, more than ever, the illusions of division threaten our very existence. We all know the truth: more connects us than separates us. But in times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers. We must find a way to look after one another as if we were one single tribe.” -King T'Challa, Black Panther

The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it. ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. ~Winston Churchill

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01 Apr 2013 20:01 #8 by gmule
reads like something out of the Onion

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02 Apr 2013 23:58 #9 by Jekyll

LadyJazzer wrote: Cue the outrage in Teabagistan..... :lol:


Cue the crazy loon. lol

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02 Apr 2013 23:58 #10 by Jekyll

gmule wrote: reads like something out of the Onion


It's the 2nd, but yea, April Fools buddy.

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