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White House Accidentally Orders Drone Strike on Fox News HQ
01 Apr 2013 10:24 #1
by Wicked
We'll hold this line until Hell freezes over --Then we'll hold it on ice skates.-Anonymous picket sign
Couldn’t, wouldn’t, mustn’t, shouldn’t – these are the laments of the spineless. –Bette Davis
Feminist. We Just Call Out Bulls**t Where We See It.
Sorry, this was too hilarious-I have to! :rofllol :rofllol 
:woo hoo:
Glenn Beck better duck! lol (just kidding guys, it's a joke)
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White House Accidentally Orders Drone Strike on Fox News Headquarters
http://www.freewoodpost.com/2013/03/28/ ... dquarters/
:woo hoo:Glenn Beck better duck! lol (just kidding guys, it's a joke)
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White House Accidentally Orders Drone Strike on Fox News Headquarters
The White House is in crisis mode after accidentally ordering a targeted drone strike on the Fox News Headquarters in New York City. On Thursday, at approximately 2:37 AM, members of the Joint Chiefs alerted President Obama that the Drone Strike System or DSS had activated and that several fully armed drones had been sent to deal with an “immediate threat to national security”.
Surprisingly, the strike was not the fault of a programming error. “Fox hit over 90% of the key threat characteristics created by the Department of Defense.” Some of the threat characteristics picked up by the system included direct threats to the President of the United States, supporting hate groups, perpetuating racism and spreading untruthful propaganda to facilitate public disharmony. Concluded Boulean, “Once Fox hit 9,000 of the 10,000 threat characteristics, the system engaged.
http://www.freewoodpost.com/2013/03/28/ ... dquarters/
We'll hold this line until Hell freezes over --Then we'll hold it on ice skates.-Anonymous picket sign
Couldn’t, wouldn’t, mustn’t, shouldn’t – these are the laments of the spineless. –Bette Davis
Feminist. We Just Call Out Bulls**t Where We See It.
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01 Apr 2013 10:33 #2
by LadyJazzer
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Cue the outrage in Teabagistan..... 
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01 Apr 2013 10:55 #3
by ScienceChic
"Now, more than ever, the illusions of division threaten our very existence. We all know the truth: more connects us than separates us. But in times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers. We must find a way to look after one another as if we were one single tribe.” -King T'Challa, Black Panther
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it. ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. ~Winston Churchill
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If I were president, this would be why I order the strike:
:jk2:
I would like to clarify that contrary to speculation, one of the threat characteristics was not the canceling of Joss Whedon’s brilliant TV show Firefly in 2002.”
:jk2: "Now, more than ever, the illusions of division threaten our very existence. We all know the truth: more connects us than separates us. But in times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers. We must find a way to look after one another as if we were one single tribe.” -King T'Challa, Black Panther
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it. ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. ~Winston Churchill
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01 Apr 2013 12:21 #4
by FredHayek
Thomas Sowell: There are no solutions, just trade-offs.
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Browncoat's Unite!
Obama and LJ leading the Alliance scum...celebrating Unification Day and wearing blue rubber exam gloves.
Obama and LJ leading the Alliance scum...celebrating Unification Day and wearing blue rubber exam gloves.
Thomas Sowell: There are no solutions, just trade-offs.
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01 Apr 2013 13:20 #5
by ScienceChic
"Now, more than ever, the illusions of division threaten our very existence. We all know the truth: more connects us than separates us. But in times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers. We must find a way to look after one another as if we were one single tribe.” -King T'Challa, Black Panther
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it. ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. ~Winston Churchill
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I sent hubby a list of gift ideas for Mother's Day after doing a search for Firefly merchandise
More fabulous stuff available here: http://www.cafepress.ca/+browncoat+gifts?page=2
More fabulous stuff available here: http://www.cafepress.ca/+browncoat+gifts?page=2
"Now, more than ever, the illusions of division threaten our very existence. We all know the truth: more connects us than separates us. But in times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers. We must find a way to look after one another as if we were one single tribe.” -King T'Challa, Black Panther
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it. ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. ~Winston Churchill
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02 Apr 2013 23:58 #9
by Jekyll
Cue the crazy loon. lol
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LadyJazzer wrote: Cue the outrage in Teabagistan.....
Cue the crazy loon. lol
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