Bachmann Introduces Bill To Require Gays To Dress Straight

05 Sep 2013 13:10 #1 by Grady

what many are seeing as an incredibly bold move, Michele Bachmann introduced H.R. 22973 today, also known as the “Make Gay People Stop Dressing So Silly Act of 2011.”

The bill states:

“All people identifying as homosexual must begin mimicking the appearance of heterosexual members of their community, who are of the same sex, or face a fine of up to $5,000 or 1 year in prison”

The bill is expected to pass the Republican House of representatives with overwhelming support. House Speaker Boehner (R-OH) called the bill “the most important piece of legislation we are going to pass this year, since we really have no intention of passing any other type of legislation before the election anyway”.

Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-VA) said “stopping the homosexual agenda from spreading is really the number one thing American families are talking about, when they’re sitting around the dinner table discussing these types of things”.

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05 Sep 2013 13:13 #2 by archer

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05 Sep 2013 13:16 #3 by JMC

Grady wrote:

what many are seeing as an incredibly bold move, Michele Bachmann introduced H.R. 22973 today, also known as the “Make Gay People Stop Dressing So Silly Act of 2011.”

The bill states:

“All people identifying as homosexual must begin mimicking the appearance of heterosexual members of their community, who are of the same sex, or face a fine of up to $5,000 or 1 year in prison”

The bill is expected to pass the Republican House of representatives with overwhelming support. House Speaker Boehner (R-OH) called the bill “the most important piece of legislation we are going to pass this year, since we really have no intention of passing any other type of legislation before the election anyway”.

Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-VA) said “stopping the homosexual agenda from spreading is really the number one thing American families are talking about, when they’re sitting around the dinner table discussing these types of things”.




Worked for her husband, agree with Archer, it looks like a joke.
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05 Sep 2013 13:30 #4 by Grady
It has as to be a joke, look at the website banner. The really good stuff is in the "progressives" responses. If they read it on the web and it bashes a conservative it must be true.

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05 Sep 2013 15:28 #5 by LadyJazzer
Gee, she'd have to start by locking up that flaming husband of hers...He's so light-in-the-loafers he flits around the room... lol

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07 Sep 2013 00:09 #6 by MsMAM

LadyJazzer wrote: Gee, she'd have to start by locking up that flaming husband of hers...He's so light-in-the-loafers he flits around the room... lol


Ha - yes.

Oh - and I am fine with dressing str8 as long as I don't have to drive str8.

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PS - trolling for democrats got you the resident lesbian. :biggrin:

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07 Sep 2013 08:30 #7 by PrintSmith
Trying to drive striaght up here would lead one off the road in no time - you have to follow those curves to get where you want to go. :wink:

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07 Sep 2013 10:07 #8 by ScienceChic
Following the curves is a lot more exciting and fun, especially in the right vehicle! :wink:

Is there such a thing as dressing 'gay' or 'straight'? Don't most people just dress in a way that flatters their physical characteristics most, or that makes them most comfortable/happy? I have no curves, a tent dress would look awful on me, so does wearing tight pants and a bodice to give me a little bit of curve make me a dominatrix? tongue: (sorry, let me just hide this whip...) lol

"Now, more than ever, the illusions of division threaten our very existence. We all know the truth: more connects us than separates us. But in times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers. We must find a way to look after one another as if we were one single tribe.” -King T'Challa, Black Panther

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07 Sep 2013 14:53 #9 by deltamrey
"Following the curves is a lot more exciting and fun, especially in the right vehicle! :wink: "

Agree...my 911 is just the prescription.......and parked in front of a STRAIGHT bar a companion is usually "available"......also a Harley is a great ride......the 911 is the best !!!

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07 Sep 2013 17:45 #10 by FredHayek
Dressing gay? For men, it means dressing well.
Too many hetero males could care less, pants too low, etc.

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