California is in great shape

It must be if this is the type of problems they have left to deal with.

http://reason.com/blog/2013/11/12/calif ... n-stars-to

California’s workplace safety guardians have proposed an amendment to a bill that would require porn stars to wear protective goggles while filming.

Drhaggis/FlickrDrhaggis/FlickrThe bill, which has so far stalled in the state senate, establishes numerous mandates for the porn industry to follow with the goal of curbing the spread of sexually transmitted diseases. Among these mandates is the requirement that “personal protective equipment" be used to "prevent contact of an employee's eye, skin, mucous membranes, or genitals with the blood or OPIM-STI of another." (OPIM-STI includes pre-ejaculate, semen, vaginal secretions, and fecal matter.)

According to the bill, which was originally posted on a NSFW adult entertainment blog:

The employer shall provide, at no cost to the employee, appropriate personal protective equipment such as, but not limited to, "...

Nothing like driving the porn industry away? Las Vegas will welcome the jobs.

But goggle porn should be interesting. Maybe have them wear masks? Or appeal to furries and wear animal heads. :rofllol

Imagine how humiliating a visit to the hardware store could be! Roll up on the sweet little hunny running the express register at your favorite hardware store with a pair of safety goggles, a tube of all purpose grease, and some rubber gloves in your basket.

Sweet Hunny Running the Register: "Welcome to Acme Home Improvement Centre, did you find everything you were looking for (while shooting you that knowing glance)? Looks like you have a busy afternoon ahead of you."

You: "It's not what you think, I'm doing a brake job and replacing some wheel bearings... Honest!"

Sweet Hunny Running the Register: "Sure you are... You don't have to explain, I understand..."

otisptoadwater wrote: Imagine how humiliating a visit to the hardware store could be! Roll up on the sweet little hunny running the express register at your favorite hardware store with a pair of safety goggles, a tube of all purpose grease, and some rubber gloves in your basket.

Sweet Hunny Running the Register: "Welcome to Acme Home Improvement Centre, did you find everything you were looking for (while shooting you that knowing glance)? Looks like you have a busy afternoon ahead of you."

You: "It's not what you think, I'm doing a brake job and replacing some wheel bearings... Honest!"

Sweet Hunny Running the Register: "Sure you are... You don't have to explain, I understand..."

:rofllol

Among these mandates is the requirement that “personal protective equipment" be used to "prevent contact of an employee's eye, skin, mucous membranes, or genitals with the blood or OPIM-STI of another." (OPIM-STI includes pre-ejaculate, semen, vaginal secretions, and fecal matter.)

Wouldn't it be more efficient to just allow handshakes in porn movies, then all you need is a couple rubber gloves and everybody is safe! Somehow I don't think goggles, face masks,and body condoms are going to catch on with the porn viewing crowd.

Don't you mean.

California IS a great shape.

http://www.history.com/shows/how-the-states-got-their-shapes/videos/how-california-got-its-shape